A woman went to a local computer store to buy a computer. Her family wanted her to get one so that she could e-mail them. The sales person told her that they would deliver the computer, set it up and give her some pointers on using it. If she had any problems, all she had to do was call their "Technical Support" and they would talk her through it over the phone or come out to her house to find the problem. The sales person asked her if she wanted to purchase their "Two Year In-house Warranty". The woman said, "yes."
A few months went by. She was getting good at sending and receiving mail and checking the other web sites with only one call to tech support until one day when she called tech support.
SUPPORT: "Hello, technical support. How can I help you?"
LADY: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing."
SUPPORT: "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning. Just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address and phone number. The technician will be there just as soon as they can."
When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was, said what happened to it, and this is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!! And you thought you had computer problems.